Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 12, 1962
Transcript:
Charlie Brown asks Linus, "Do you wear glasses because you're farsighted or nearsighted?"<BR><BR> Linus says, "Which is which?" Charlie Brown says, "Well, farsighted is when you can . . . Or is that nearsighted?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "Farsighted is when you can see things that . . . Or is that the other way around? Maybe it's when you . . . Or maybe . . . Or maybe it's . . ."<BR><BR> Linus walks away and says, "I wear glasses so I can see better!"<BR><BR>
Farsighted = fuzzy vision up close. Nearsighted = fuzzy vision from a distance.