Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 13, 1962
Transcript:
Charlie Brown yells "I did it!"<BR><BR> Charlie says "I broke a hundred!" <BR> <BR> Charlie says "I won a bowling trophy!" <BR> <BR> Charlie says "All my life I've wanted a trophy! Any kind of trophy!" <BR> <BR> Charlie says "And now I've got one! I can't believe it!" <BR> <BR> Charlie says to Lucy "Hey, look what I won! I won a trophy! I bowled a 101!!" <BR> <BR> Charlie says "They give each kid a trophy the first time a breaks a hundred and I just struck out in the tenth frame for a 101! Isn't that great?" Lucy says, "They spelled your name wrong..." <BR> <BR> Charlie exclaims "They what?" Lucy replies "They spelled your name wrong...See? 'Charlie Braun'!" <BR> <BR> Lucy laughs "HA! HA! HA! HA! He finally wins a trophy and they spell his name wrong!" <BR> <BR> Lucy is walking away still laughing "HA! HA! HA! HA!" Charlie whimpers "I can't stand it! I just can't stand it!!"<BR> <BR>
That poor blockhead can’t catch a break, can he? Even if he wins, he still loses!