Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 13, 1963
Transcript:
Linus is asleep in bed, dreaming of dollar signs.<BR><BR> He sits up in bed.<BR><BR> "WOW!" Linus looks under his pillow and finds a bill.<BR><BR> "LOOK, CHARLIE BROWN! LOOK!" Linus runs, waving a piece of paper.<BR><BR> "I got some money from the tooth fairy!" he announces to Charlie Brown as he holds up the money.<BR><BR> "I put a tooth under my pillow last night, and when I woke up this morning, I found this money..." Linus gazes at the the paper.<BR><BR> "See? I got a check for thirty-five cents!" He holds it out to Charlie Brown, who says, "A CHECK?!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown holds up the check and reads, "Pay to the order of Lninus Van Pelt...Thirty five cents..Do not fold, spindle or mutilate..know your endorser."<BR><BR> "Expanded business requires improved methods.." Linus explains to Charlie Brown, who hands the check back to him.<BR><BR> "I can't deny it!" Charlie Brown agrees as Linus walks away.<BR><BR>
Do they even make spindles anymore? I wouldn’t want my checks or bills pierced on a sharp metal pole.