Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 23, 1967

Transcript:

The World War I Flying Ace walks with his hands over his head.<BR><BR> "Here's the World War I Flying Ace standing in a line of captured prisoners..." Snoopy waits in line behind Linus, a kid, and Pigpen, who is at the booth and says, "One, please.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown stands behind Snoopy, who thinks, "We are about to be questioned by the interrogating officer...I won't tell them a thing..in fact, my mind is racing with plans to escape..." The kid at the front of the line says, "One, please."<BR><BR> Roy stands behind Charlie Brown. Snoopy thinks, "These poor lads need someone to make his way through the enemy lines, and bring help...I must be the one!! SLowly I look around...Easy, now..easy..." "One please," says Linus.<BR><BR> "SUDDENLY I MAKE MY BREAK!" Snoopy thinks as he breaks into a run. Roy and Charlie Brown watchi him take off.<BR><BR> "One, please," Charlie Brown requests.<BR><BR> "Pardon me?"<BR><BR> "Oh, him?...The little kid with the goggles? Where was he going?" Charlie Brown looks to one side.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "Well, ma'am..it would be a long story, and I doubt if you'd believe it even if I told you...one, please." He holds out his money.<BR><BR>