Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 17, 1968

Transcript:

Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans on the piano and says, "In a way, you're quite lucky, Schroeder . ."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "If you ever go into the army, they won't put you in the front lines . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "You could play the piano for the officers while they eat!"<BR><BR> Schroeder runs away and screams.<BR><BR>