Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 22, 1969

Transcript:

Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans on the piano and says, "If we were married, and you played golf, I'd hate your golf clubs!"<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "If you drove a sports car, I'd hate your sports car! If you were a bowler, I'd hate your bowling ball!"<BR><BR> Schroeder replies, "So?"<BR><BR> Schroeder tumbles in the air. Lucy kicks the piano and shouts, "I hate your piano!"<BR><BR>