Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 02, 1969
Transcript:
Linus holds an ice cream cone and says, "I should have told her to go jump in the lake!"<BR><BR> Linus walks and says, "Sometimes she really bugs me."<BR><BR> Linus walks up to Charlie Brown and says, "I just lost another arguement with my sister . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "That's because you always let her get away with using meaningless generalities . . . The next time you argue with her, make her define her terms . . ."<BR><BR> Linus walks with Charlie Brown and says, "That's a good idea."<BR><BR> Lucy walks up to Charlie Brown and Linus and says, "Eating ice cream again, I see . . . You're going to get fat!"<BR><BR> Linus says, "Fat? I'm not fat!" Lucy says, "Of course, you're fat . . . Look at that stomach!"<BR><BR> Linus says, "Define 'Stomach'!"<BR><BR>
Meh, Crabby’s a fat head.