Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 21, 1970
March 20, 1970
March 22, 1970
Transcript:
The Literary Ace sits on the doghouse. Linus looks at a piece of paper and says, "This is the most boring autobiography I've ever read."<BR><BR> Linus hands the paper to The Literary Ace and says, "You've lived a very dull life . . . No one will want to read about it . ."<BR><BR> Linus continues, "Everything that happened to you only happened in your imagination."<BR><BR> Snoopy smiles and thinks, "I'll imagine that I've sold a million copies!"<BR><BR>
Face it, Blanket boy, the main demographic for this is canine. It isn’t interesting to you because you aren’t a dog.