Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 25, 1972
Transcript:
The Literary Ace types, "Helen Sweetstory was born on a small farm on April 5, 1950."<BR><BR> The Literary Ace thinks, "I think I'll skip all the stuff about her parents and grandparents . . . That's always kind of boring . . ."<BR><BR> The Literary Ace continues to think, "I'll also skip all the stuff about her stupid childhood . . . I'll go right to where the action began . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy types, "It was raining the night of her high school prom."<BR><BR>
Ooh… So it was a dark and stormy night!