Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 19, 1972

Transcript:

Lucy stands in the outfield.<BR><BR> She stands beneath Charlie Brown, who is on the pitcher's mound in wind-up position. She announces: "Hey, manager, I've got a great idea!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown turns to face Lucy as she raises her arms. She says, "Why don't we sell out team, and move to a different city? That's what everyone else is doing."<BR><BR> She stands on the lower part of the mound, gazing up at Charlie Brown. She explains, "We could sell our team, and get a fresh start in a new city!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown points at Lucy. He retorts, "I've got a better idea...Why don't we keep our team, and just sell YOU?!"<BR><BR> Lucy walks away.<BR><BR> She stands in her former position and says, "The next time I get a great idea, I'll keep it to myself!"<BR><BR>