Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 15, 1976

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Snoopy is jogging atop his doghouse. He thinks,"All the way up, and all the way back..." He continues,"Hup, two, three, four!"<BR><BR> He thinks,"Gotta keep the ol' bod in shape." He continues,"All the way up, and all the way back."<BR><BR> As his feet start to hurt him, he thinks,"Rats! My feet are complaining again...feet hate jogging!"<BR><BR> As his ears start to hurt him, he thinks,"Now, my ears are grumbling...what do ears have to grumble about?"<BR><BR> As his elbow starts to hurt him, he thinks,"Backs are always complaining, too! Backs are as bad as noses!"<BR><BR> As his entire body starts to hurt him, he thinks,"Arms, legs, eyes...somebody's always complaining..."<BR><BR> He jumps down from the doghouse thinking,"I think they all resent the stomach."<BR><BR> He eats out of his dish and concludes,"The stomach's the only one who gets paid!"<BR><BR>