Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 02, 1977
Transcript:
Charlie Brown looks at a piece of paper and approaches Lucy. He says, "I can't believe it!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "The Environmental Protection Agency is after me just because I bit a tree!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown explains, "It was a kite-eating tree! I only bit it to get even . . ."<BR><BR> Lucy says, "Fifty-cents says they'll throw you in the slammer!"<BR><BR>
Luckily he knows a good lawyer.
Well, a lawyer anyway.