Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 28, 1980
Transcript:
Woodstock looks up as Sally stops and peers into his nest, which is resting on a small tree near the house.<BR><BR> He exclaims as Lucy stops and peers into his house as well.<BR><BR> He sits atop the doghouse, next to Snoopy, chirping to him. Snoopy thinks,"Really? How annoying!"<BR><BR> Snoopy puts his hand to his chin and thinks,"Well, I think you have a legitimate complaint."<BR><BR> They jump down from atop the doghouse. Snoopy thinks,"Most birds I've seen are very protective of their nests and their privacy..."<BR><BR> As they walk along, Snoopy thinks,"I think you have a right to swoop down on anyone or do anything you want to protect your nest."<BR><BR> As Woodstock pecks at the foot of a surprised Linus, who is standing next to Woodstock's nest, Snoopy thinks,"But I don't think body checking will do it...."<BR><BR>
If Woodstock had a stick, he could crosscheck Linus.