Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 30, 1980

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Snoopy lies on his back atop the doghouse; he lifts his head up and thinks,"I hear footsteps...is there no peace?"<BR><BR> Lucy walks up to him and asks,"You dogs think you're smart, don't you?" He thinks,"Spare me."<BR><BR> She continues,"Well, you know who's really smart? A pig!" He lies on his stomach looking down at her; he thinks,"A who?"<BR><BR> He sits on the ground next to her as she spreads her hands and continues,"People are always talking about how smart their dogs are..."<BR><BR> She leans over to him and says,"Well, just remember, when you're talking about smart animals, pigs are really smart!"<BR><BR> She walks off.<BR><BR> He lies on his back atop the doghouse; he thinks,"If they're so smart, why are they pigs?"<BR><BR>