Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 19, 1981
Transcript:
Snoopy sits on the doghouse. Sally says, "Let's get something straight, beagle!"<BR><BR> Sally continues, "In this family, there's rank, see? Mom an'dad are at the top, and then it's my brother and me!"<BR><BR> Sally points and says, "Now, you wanna know where you come in? You are at the bottom!! You rank the lowest!"<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on the doghouse and thinks, "That's why you don't see me rushing out to reenlist . . ."<BR><BR>