Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 24, 1982
Transcript:
Sally walks over to the football lying on the ground and says,"I hate this game."<BR><BR> She stands in front of Linus with the ball and exclaims,"Why should I play football? I don't want to get killed!"<BR><BR> He walks off saying,"Just kick it! Nothing is going to happen."<BR><BR> Sally kicks the ball.<BR><BR> Woodstock lies in his nest asleep. He is thrown out as the ball lands in the nest iwth a crunch!<BR><BR> Woodstock is in the nest again next to the football. He chirpingly exclaims.<BR><BR> He kicks the ball out. It hits Sally in her head with a bonk and she falls out.<BR><BR> Linus, with the ball under his arm, stands over a dazed Sally. He says,"Well, sometimes things happen..."<BR><BR>
Best kick Woodstock ever kicked.