Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 12, 1983

Transcript:

Woodstock and Snoopy are sitting atop the doghouse. Woodstock prepares to take notes as Snoopy holds an envelope and thinks,"Okay, next letter...." He holds the letter up and thinks,"Hmm...."<BR><BR> He thinks,"Dear sir, my dog hasn't been eating well lately.....what should I do?"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks,"Try taking him to a different restaurant."<BR><BR> Woodstock starts to giggle as Snoopy continues,"And don't forget to leave a big tip....waitresses' dogs have to eat, too, you know!"<BR><BR> Woodstock and Snoopy start laughing hysterically.<BR><BR> They fall off the doghouse onto their heads with a klunk!<BR><BR> They lie on the ground in a dazed and Snoopy thinks,"I think I've learned a lesson...sarcasm is hard on your head...."<BR><BR>