Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 11, 1983
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty hops down the steps with her foot stuck in her binder. Marcie looks at her foot confused and she replies,"Don't ask!"<BR><BR> She hops along behind Marcie and says,"Not so fast Marcie....slow down...."<BR><BR> She sits at her classroom desk and says,"Yes, Ma'am, I got my foot caught in my binder..."<BR><BR> She hops around and says,"I had to hop all the way to school on one foot...like this...."<BR><BR> She sits at her desk, looks at the binder, and says,"Yes, Ma'am, I know...I've had my fingers, my nose and my hair caught.....and now my foot...."<BR><BR> She sits on the floor and tries to tug the binder off. She says,"My report? Well, it's in the binder....I'll try to get it off....there!! Whew!"<BR><BR> Her foot throbs painfully as she walks to the teacher with her binder open. She says,"Now, I'll just leave the rings open and take my report to you and place the binder on your desk...careful, Ma'am...."<BR><BR> She jumps as a loud SNAP is heard.<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says,"Sort of smarts, doesn't it, Ma'am?"<BR><BR>
The Principal’s office will smart harder than the binder ever will…