Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 12, 1984
Transcript:
Spike lies on the sand and writes, "Dear Linda, Please send me an autographed photo of yourself."<BR><BR> Spike writes, "Please sign it, 'To my cute friend.'"<BR><BR> Spike writes, "You may not believe this, but"<BR><BR> Spike sits in the middle of a vast desert. He writes, "I'm the cutest thing around here."<BR><BR>
there isn’t a single cute cactus