Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 20, 1984
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Transcript:
Woodstock sits next to Snoopy. Snoopy reads a book and thinks, "'Do not rub your skin if you are stung by a jellyfish.'"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "'And do not rub you eyes if you are stung by a remark.'"<BR><BR> Snoopy laughs.<BR><BR> Snoopy smiles and thinks, "I made that last one up."<BR><BR>
“And do not quit your day job if this is the best joke you can make.”