Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 12, 1986

Transcript:

Woodstock sits on the doghouse next to Snoopy. He hands the latter a piece of paper as the latter thinks,"Okay, last letter"<BR><BR> Snoopy looks over the letter and thinks,"Hmm..."<BR><BR> He thinks as he reads the letter, "Dear Dr. Snoopy...Driving home from work in the evening fighting all the traffic gets me very upset..." "What can I do to relieve this stress?"<BR><BR> Woodstock starts taking shorthand as Snoopy thinks,"Before you get in your car, buy yourself an ice cream cone...I'd suggest chocolate on the top and vanilla on the bottom..."<BR><BR> He spreads his hands and continues,"Now you won't mind waiting at stop signs because you can just sit there and lick your ice cream cone!"<BR><BR> He continues,"You might also get a dog to ride with you...it will give you someone to talk to....dogs are good listeners...you should also buy the dog an ice cream cone..."<BR><BR> He concludes,"Incidentally, don't try this with a cat...cats are poor listeners...."<BR><BR> Woodstock and Snoopy are both flipped over as the cat slashes by.<BR><BR> They lie on the floor dazed and Snoopy thinks,"He's a poor listener, but he hears everything I say!"<BR><BR>