Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 01, 1986
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty wears a crown of flowers around her head. She smiles and talks on the phone. She exclaims, "Hey, Chuck, guess what . . . I'm running for 'Queen of the May' at our school!"<BR><BR> Lucy smiles and wears a crown. Charlie Brown holds the phone and says, "That's interesting . . . Lucy has already been chosen at our school."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty says, "Your school has pretty low standards, huh, Chuck?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says to Lucy, "She says, 'Congratulations.'"<BR><BR>
No, Charlie Brown is displaying rare tact. Passing on that message would have only led to sorrow and doom.