Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 08, 1986
Transcript:
Molly Volley stands with her tennis racket. She asks,"Five two?"<BR><BR> She walks away from the the tennis net and says,"This is serious..."<BR><BR> She stands next to the World Famous Tennis Pro on the courts. She says,"Listen Partner...we're gonna have to use some strategy here..."<BR><BR> She stands behind him and says,"When I give you the word, bend over and tie your shoelaces" The World Famous Tennis Pro looks down at his feet.<BR><BR> Molly Volley exclaims,"Okay, Partner, Now!"<BR><BR> The World Famous Tennis Pro continues to look at his feet and thinks,"I don't have any shoelaces...I don't even have any shoes!"<BR><BR> He looks up startled as Molly Volley shouts to him, "Now, Partner! I said,'Now!'"<BR><BR> The World Famous Tennis Pro bends over his foot and starts tying.<BR><BR> He stands gripping his racket and looking up into the sky. He thinks,"It hurts when you tie your toes together!"<BR><BR>