Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 16, 1987
Transcript:
Snoopy sits on the doghouse and looks at his water dish. Snoopy thinks, "Look, bug . . You don't know where you are, right?"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Actually, you're in my water dish, but that's beside the point . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Why don't I take you out to the edge of town and steer you in the direction you think you want to go?"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Yes, I promise not to step on you . ."<BR><BR>