Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 09, 1990

Transcript:

Sally holds a sign which reads: The World Is Coming To An End (In My Opinion).<BR><BR> Sally sits on the floor, listening to a radio while she reads.<BR><BR> Over the radio a voice announces, "This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.."<BR><BR> Sally runs outside, where she encounters Charlie Brown. Sally leaps off the doorstep, shouting, "It's an emergency!"<BR><BR> She yells: "Run for the hills!"<BR><BR> She continues: "Fill the water bottles! Stand in the doorway! Turn off the valves! Call Gramma!"<BR><BR> "Board up the windows! Break out the rations! Get the spare blankets! Put on your boots!"<BR><BR> From inside, they hear the announcer's voice: "This concludes the test of the emergency broadcast system.."<BR><BR> Charlie lays against the doorstep. From inside, he hears Sally say, "Hello, Gramma? It was only a test..yes, you can take off your boots.."<BR><BR>