Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 30, 1995
Transcript:
The World War I Flying Ace flies his plane through enemy fire. He thinks, "Curse you, Red Baron!"<BR><BR> The WWI Flying Ace thinks, "Here's the World War I Flying Ace returning to the aerodrome . . He is exhausted . ."<BR><BR> The WWI Flying Ace thinks, "Ah! He sees a light in the small French cafe . ."<BR><BR> The WWI Flying Ace sits at a table and closes his eyes. Marcie stands next to him.<BR><BR> Marcie says into the telephone, "Hello, Charles? Your dog just came into our house . ."<BR><BR> Marcie says, "Yes, he had one root beer, and fell asleep at the table . ."<BR><BR> Marcie sits down at the table and sings loudly, "It's a long way to Tipperary . ."<BR><BR> The WWI Flying Ace walks into the house. Charlie Brown says, "Well! I'm glad to see you're back . ."<BR><BR> The WWI Flying Ace lies in bed with Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown says, "You look sad . . Someday the war will be over . . But you'll have terrible memories, won't you? And maybe even some regrets."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "I regret I only drank one root beer . ."<BR><BR>
Poor blighter!