Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 13, 1996
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Snoopy stand in front of a store counter. Charlie Brown says, "Yes, sir . . I've been invited to the Sweetheart Ball . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown asks the clerk, "So I guess I have to rent a tuxedo, don't I?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks at Snoopy and says, "No, this is my dog . . No, he won't be going . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "Dogs never get invited anyplace."<BR><BR>
I’m surprised, considering the number of valentines Snoopy always gets.