Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 07, 1999
Transcript:
Spike sits in the desert. Spike turns to the cactus and thinks, "If you're going into town, bring me a pizza..."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "Sorry, I thought you were going into town..."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "If you ever decide to go into town, please bring me a pizza..."<BR><BR> Spike leans against a rock and thinks, "I lead a really, really, really, really stupid life..."<BR><BR>
Go live with your brother. After all, there’s a little kid there who wants a dog.