Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 06, 2006
Transcript:
"Hi, Rat... It's me, Farina... I was wondering if you'd like to get some coffee?" "Uh, sure... Whatever. I mean, I've got better things to do, but... Uh... I'll do it... Where do you wanna meet?" "In front of Zebra's house... That's where I'm stuck." "Stuck? What do you mean, stuck?" "Dis... Ees... Torture." "Heeere, leetle bacon girl..." "We you frend, Miss Baloney Ball..."
Hang on, if they want bacon so much, then why not go for Pig? He’d fall for any trick they tried.