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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 26, 2015
May 25, 2015
May 27, 2015
Transcript:
Guy: Hi, Staci... It sure is nice to meet you in person after seeing your profile on that dating site... Hey, by the way, do you know there's a man on your porch.
Staci: That's my ex. He lives there.
Pastsi: I don't give up that easily.
“Do you know there’s a man on your porch?”“No, but if you hum a few bars, I’ll fake it.”