Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 10, 2008
Goat: Oh my gawd! I can't believe it! Our own creator died...it's so sad! Rat: Sad? Dude, it ROCKS..he said a character had to die this week, and it's not us! Woohoo! Goat: Did he say it was only one? Rat: Well, no, but I-ACK. *thud* Goat: I suppose it would look bad to jump up and cheer.