Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 04, 2009

Transcript:

Man says, "Hello. This is Dr. Smith's office, just calling to remind you that you have a dental cleaning scheduled for tomorrow." Rat says, "Sorry. Can't make it." Man says, "And why is that?" Rat says, "The situation in the Middle East." Rat says, "I'm running out of excuses."