Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2012
August 26, 2012
August 28, 2012
Transcript:
PIg: Hey, Goat, I was gonna ask you to stay for dinner, but that homemade pasta I got from Professor Lundquist went stale. Goat: Is he that professor of language down at college? Pig: Yeah. He gave me all this linguine that I just let sit open on the shelf. I feel absolutely terrible about it. Pastis: So you have linguist Lundquist's linguine languish anguish. Goat: I hate that guy.
I pronounce sentence on Stephan Pastis. He will go to jail in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, where he will be forced to play table-tennis, against an endangered Asian animal named after a Greek god, using a skillet. His writing instruments will be fastened to a specially created bread item so that he cannot use them.
He is going to Penn. Pen to play ping pong with a pan against panda Pan, with his pens pinned ’pon a pun bun.