Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 21, 2014
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Transcript:
Rat: Mr. Jones, I'm afraid there was a mistake with your blood work. You may not be dying after all. Mr. Jones: What happened? Rat: I accidentally pricked my finger during your blood test and my blood dripped onto your sample, so I'm not sure whose blood I tested. Mr. Jones: So it might e you who's dying? Rat: That's right. And that would be a profound tragedy. Mr. Jones: But what if it's me? Rat: There's no "I" in "profound tragedy."
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” (Mel Brooks)