Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2015
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Transcript:
Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife could eat no lean. A so between them both, you see, they licked the platter clean. 'Most Gross,' said Hal, their host, 'Where did you learn to eat meat? Don't lick our plates, you reprobates, or both of you I shall beat.' Goat: Must you ruin every nursery rhyme? Rat: Hey, they eat like pigs.
Just wait until he rewrites Jack and Jill.