Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 12, 2012

Transcript:

Phoebe: Can I ask you a hypothetical question? Marigold: Certainly. Phoebe: I have this... friend. And she doesn't quite know how to gift-shop for someone who's perfect. Marigold: More perfect than ME? Phoebe: What? No. Marigold: Whew! I would hate to have to be jealous of someone hypothetical. Phoebe: Yeah that was close.