Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 18, 2013
Marigold: I knew it! I switched my valentine's day card for you with the one I had intended for Lord Splendid Humility. Phoebe: Who is Lord Splendid Humility? Marigold: *SIGH* Phoebe: You have a crush? Marigold: You have never seen such perfect withers.