Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 20, 2013
September 19, 2013
September 21, 2013
Transcript:
Max: Hi, Phoebe. Phoebe: Max! Do you think I'm awesome? Max: What? Phoebe: Marigold had to include me in the shield of boringness after she turned it down, unicorn magic made me too awesome to have any privacy, so now I'm monitoring my own awesomeness. Max: Again... what? Phoebe: Let's back it up. Hi, Max.
Phoebe’s problem is that she is the only human with a unicorn for a friend. No one else can relate. I only socialize with other horse people, which guarantees we always have something in common and always have a topic of conversation (we just can’t stop talking about horses) .