Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 13, 2013
Transcript:
Phoebe: In stories every bad guy wants to "rule the world." But that sounds like a lot of work to me. Marigold: Oh, it is. Long ago, unicorns ruled the world for almost an hour. Then we gave up. Phoebe: Not worth the stress? Marigold: Also, every unicorn wished to pose for the unicorn flag.
Doctor Doom actually took over the world once in Marvel. He gave it back because he deemed ruling the world to be too small of a goal for him, and actually running the place would be far too time-consuming and take him away from his pursuits of other forms of power.