Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 15, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: Marigold is pretty and sings songs and kind of smells like flowers. The school bus is weird-shaped and noisy and kind of smells like feet. The bus is just gonna bombard my senses with the fact that isn't not a unicorn! Bus driver: Get on, kid. Phoebe: I guess I could continue this on the road.
The bus has a single horn. Does it not count for anything? It also beeps when it backs up, and has that neat blinking strobe light.