Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2014
May 07, 2014
May 09, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: I texted you a photo earlier.
Marigold: My horn is not good at receiving photo texts.
Phoebe: So my phone is better than your horn!
Marigold: My horn is more BEAUTIFUL.
Phoebe: Well, my phone isn't glued to your face.
photo text is an oxymoron