Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 11, 2014
Transcript:
Phoebe: What if my room isn't back in time for me to sleep in it tonight? Marigold: It probably will be. Phoebe: Probably? Marigold: There have been... isolated cases. In ancient times, the Great Unicorn Hall of Mirrors once vanished for almost a week! Phoebe: How'd that go? Marigold: We still speak of the DAYS WE COULD NOT SEE HOW PRETTY WE WERE.
How would a unicorn ever be able to escape a hall of mirrors to tell the tale? Maybe the less pretty ones shoo them out every so often so they don’t starve to death. Although I can’t see any of them admitting they are less pretty. Maybe they have blind ones whose voices are sweeter do it, a la a siren call.