Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 13, 2014

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Dakota: HEYYYY, PA-HO-WEEB! Phoebe: That's not how you pronounce my name, Dakota. It's "Phoebe." Dakota: What's that again? Phoebe: "PHOEBE." Dakota: One more time. Phoebe: MY NAME IS FEEEE-BEEE!! Dakota: Thanks! Uploading now! Phoebe: Delete that! Dakota: Too late! You're an internet celebrity! Phoebe: I don't WANT to be a... wow, 37 hits!