Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2014
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Transcript:
Phoebe: Dear Diary, Marigold's been gone a few days. It's the longest we've ever been apart, since we met. It's weird how you can get used to someone, even the annoying stuff. Like how she's vain, and kind of smells like alfalfa, and has that nose-whistle, and she's always humming "Shiny Happy People." I love all that stuff. She must NEVER KNOW.
You’re so vainYou probably think this diary entry’s about youYou’re so vain, so vain!You probably think this entry’s about you, don’t you, don’t you