Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 12, 2015
March 11, 2015
March 13, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: How is your day going? Phoebe: Well... That girl with the pigtails hit me with a ball, then accused me of "stealing" it. Marigold: What was that you did there? Phoebe: Finger quotes. Marigold: Never do it again. Phoebe: You're just jealous.
There was a time I thought that finger quotes were one of the most annoying things in modern culture, they have been superseded by so many other atrocities in such a short time.