Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 28, 2015
Phoebe" I totally practiced for real this week. But in case I sound like I didn't, I have a note. Teacher: "Please excuse Phoebe for how much she sucks." Phoebe: I got my unicorn to sign it for me. Teacher: Did you now. Phoebe: Dakota signed it too, but I didn't ask her to.