Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 27, 2015
Transcript:
Marigold: WHINNY! Phoebe: Are you okay? What was THAT? Marigold: I am fine. Do you remember my LARGE INVISIBLE THING? Phoebe: Right, the one your Aunt Butterface left you. Marigold: My GREAT Aunt RAINBOW Butter CUP. Phoebe: What about it? Marigold: I have lost track of where it is. And since it is INVISIBLE... I am FEELING around for it, with my front hooves. Otherwise, I might bump into it with my nose. And that would be UNDIGNIFIED.
Equines are not very graceful when trying to walk like a biped. They kinda have to crow hop.