Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 12, 2015
Transcript:
Voice: It is kind of you to consider voting for me in the unicorn elections. But I must ask you to reconsider. I would not want to win. It would be a blow to my splendid humility. Marigold: But...I wish to sing the praises of your humility. Voice: If you like, you may sing a dirge. Phoebe: Is "Shake It Off" considered a dirge?
It can indeed be a dirge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dh6yp_Z9U