Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 18, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Hey, is that- Marigold: Hello, Phoebe and her friend who is not me. Phoebe: What are you doing here? Marigold: I often stand here while you are at school. The Natural History Museum is sadly lacking in unicorns, so I have decided to be a part-time exhibit here. Due to my magical shield of boringness, the janitor often uses me as a coat rack. Phoebe: That was my next question.
Her friend who is not Marigold and is also a boy who is her friend but not her boyrfriend. Man, humans are complicated.