Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 27, 2015
Transcript:
Phoebe: Ha! You landed on the "go directly to jail" space! Marigold: I will let down the Shield of Boringness, and let the guards bask in my loveliness until they cannot help but release me! Then I will charm the bank into giving me all the money, which I will graciously share with you. Phoebe: Cheating's more fun when we do it together. Marigold: We are not cheating: we are playing by unicorn rules.
In other words, she’s just making rules up as she goes along.;-D